Prince Charles is Tired of Hearing About Will & Kate

Prince Charles is in a huff because everyone in the world would rather chatter about Duchess Kate‘s outfit changes than listen to the stodgy old royal drone on and on about whatever suits his fancy. A source said that Charles has been complaining that people are “less interested in what he has to say on issues such as the environment and architecture if, on the same day, Kate is wearing a new dress.” Yes, well, welcome to the world. If Prince Charles wants attention, he should stop trying to get it by rambling about architecture and the environment, and he should start wearing dresses. A new one each day and, to take a page out of Kate’s book, he could keep people on the edge of their seats by alternating between high designer items and more affordable pieces. That would really add an interesting angle to the great pantyhose debate.

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