Even though I have absolute faith in Lochte’s judgement, forever and ever, the Knee-Grab may not be the best way to say ‘hey’ to fashion’s most feared and powerful editor.
But I get where he’s coming from. The air kiss is just so predictable and Lochte is a creative thinker. Could there possibly be a better way to greet Anna Wintour?
Some suggestions:
- Put your palms together and bow 90°.
- Tenderly brush a strand of hair away from her eyes.
- Lift her pinky finger to your mouth and suck on it.
- Lie on your back, press your knees into your chest, and roll around on the floor.
- Brush your nose against hers.
- Flutter your eyelashes against hers.
- Bump your fist against hers, Obama-style.
- Give her a hug and use your tongue to spell out your name on her neck.
- Take her in your arms and lead her through a quick rendition of the foxtrot.
- Shake her hand.
