We aren’t going to link to the video or the story because we don’t want to reward harassment with traffic or video views. Here’s the transcript:
(The video opens with a shot of CARA ordering at the McDonald’s counter.
She doesn’t know she’s being filmed. The camera gets closer and closer to her.)
CAMERAMAN
We’re gettin’ our eat on with Cara.
(CARA turns around. She looks surprised but smiles for the camera.)
CARA
Hi guys. What’s going on?
CAMERAMAN
We’re hanging out with you Cara.
CARA
That’s so funny. How did you get down here? That’s hysterical.
(CARA does not appear to really think it’s “hysterical.”)
CAMERAMAN
We saw you guys driving by. We were working on Miley. And then we wanted to say … I saw you and I was like, you know what? It’s Valentine’s Day, I got to say, ‘Happy Valentine’s Day to my homey, Cara.’
CARA
Thank you so much, happy Valentine’s Day.
(A cut. We see Cara from behind again. She’s doing something at the drinks station.)
CAMERAMAN
You’re gonna be working Valentine’s Day?
CARA
(Without looking up.)
Yeah.
CAMERAMAN
I heard you got a new line for Valentine’s Day.
CARA
“In Bed with Cara.”
CAMERAMAN
In Bed with Cara?
CARA
Yeah
CAMERAMAN
(Creepy laughter)
(CARA murmurs something indistinguishable.)
CAMERAMAN
Let’s see what Cara likes to drink … Get that Coca-Cola on, girl.
Ahhh well, I’m glad Splash News thought it would be a cool idea to harass a young women just to provide the world with video proof that a near-teenager is willing to ingest “calorific” fast food despite her modeling career.
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