Breaking News: This Devastatingly Hot Kim Kardashian Moustache Is Wearing an Engagement Ring

I was worried. I worry about Kim constantly. Sometimes I stay up at night thinking about her, wondering if she’s safe, if she has enough to eat, if she’s warm, whether her latest selfies turned out okay.

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So is our creator deity.

Mazel!

THIS PHOTOGRAPH OF A CANINE IS VERY ENDEARING

Omg, they should probably take an Advil to bring their temperature down. 

What, Miley Cyrus doesn’t follow Perez Hilton on Twitter?

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