Breaking News: This Devastatingly Hot Kim Kardashian Moustache Is Wearing an Engagement Ring

By Nika Mavrody

I was worried. I worry about Kim constantly. Sometimes I stay up at night thinking about her, wondering if she’s safe, if she has enough to eat, if she’s warm, whether her latest selfies turned out okay.

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So is our creator deity.

Mazel!

THIS PHOTOGRAPH OF A CANINE IS VERY ENDEARING

Omg, they should probably take an Advil to bring their temperature down. 

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Nika Mavrody
Nika Mavrody

Nika Mavrody is the former Associate Editor and Social Coordinator at The Fashion Spot. She now lives in Berlin, where she reads novels and misses her cat. You can reach her by email here. 

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