On the bright side, this is bound to be the single most stunning work of celebrity fiction since Snooki‘s A Shore Thing. Unlike the Jersey Shore star, Tyra Banks apparently wrote this thing on her own, so it’s sure to surpass Snooki’s as a comic masterpiece. If the model-turned-empress had consulted with me, I would have advised her to include a glittery pop-up element to the book: at each dramatic scene or turning point in the story, there could have been a pop-up photo of Tyra Banks, costumed as the protagonist, acting out that charged, crucial moment with campy aplomb. Would have been stunning. See Tyra, you never listen to me, but I get you.
Tyra Banks Debuts the Cover of Modelland – Modelinia
Tyra Banks Rode the Subway in a Skintight Pink Catsuit – The Cut