This is big news. Mostly because I didn’t even know Tyra Banks had ever dated anyone ever, so give me a sec to process these events at supersonic speed.
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Okay, done: I’m impressed that the big T managed to keep a long-term relationship so low-profile and now I just want to give her a giant hug. I’ve learned that she’s jetted off to Bali for a spiritual retreat while her former flame is bouncing around New York, dining with “a leggy Russian model.” Ex-boyfriends are the worst.
Since I happen to be an expert breakup consultant, I feel compelled to offer Tyra some advice:
- Stop calling your Bali vacation a “spiritual retreat” just because you watched Eat, Pray, Love. Self-deception is the number one obstacle to recovery.
- Don’t be ashamed to listen to Lily Allen. Like, a lot of Lily Allen.
- Read (good) books written by (smart) women. I can offer personalized recommendations, based on preferred genre and mood.
- White wine (with friends, in moderation of course).
- Get a kitten. You’ll feel like you’re living inside YouTube.
- Stop living in shame and tell the world why Angelea Preston was disqualified from America’s Next Top Model.
Photo courtesy of PNP/Wenn.com
[via NYPost]
