14 Totally Inappropriate Valentine’s Day Cards
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14 Totally Inappropriate Valentine’s Day Cards #1
For when innuendo simply isn't necessary.
Valentine's Day Card, $5 at Etsy
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14 Totally Inappropriate Valentine’s Day Cards #2
This is simply baffling. Is one to deliver the card clothed or not? Also: Why? If one is nude, then is the card necessary?
Valentine's Day Card, $3.75 at Etsy
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14 Totally Inappropriate Valentine’s Day Cards #3
Hmm, possibly for taking an otherwise casual relationship into new territory?
Valentine's Day Card, $4 at Etsy
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14 Totally Inappropriate Valentine’s Day Cards #4
For those times when you know you're dating a real special character.
Valentine's Day Card, $4.50 to $5 at Etsy
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14 Totally Inappropriate Valentine’s Day Cards #5
Uhh...ew?
Valentine's Day Card, $4 at Etsy
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14 Totally Inappropriate Valentine’s Day Cards #6
Truth hurts sometimes.
Valentine's Day Card, $3.13 at Etsy
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14 Totally Inappropriate Valentine’s Day Cards #7
Like we said: Truth hurts.
Valentine's Day Card, $3.91 at Etsy
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14 Totally Inappropriate Valentine’s Day Cards #8
Because the model for a healthy, romantic relationship is definitely one of punk's most abusive/fatal ones.
Valentine's Day Card, $4.25 at Etsy
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14 Totally Inappropriate Valentine’s Day Cards #9
Who wouldn't want to think of both their significant other and the stench of a skunk in the same fleeting thought?
Valentine's Day Card, $4 at Etsy
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14 Totally Inappropriate Valentine’s Day Cards #10
Call 'em like you see 'em.
Valentine's Day Card, $5 at Etsy
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14 Totally Inappropriate Valentine’s Day Cards #11
"You suck less," but remember, you still suck.
Valentine's Day Card, from $4.07 at Etsy
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14 Totally Inappropriate Valentine’s Day Cards #12
For those times when you really want to lay it all out on the table.
Valentine's Day Card, $5 at Etsy
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14 Totally Inappropriate Valentine’s Day Cards #13
Jason will be your valentine, whether you want him to be or not...
Valentine's Day Card, from $4 at Etsy
